steve insists he’s relevant

cosmic blatherings blogger steve robles insisted yesterday that his blog was absolutely relevant, despite a total lack of readers.

“i’m relevant!” robles exclaimed while jumping up and down at his residence, underneath a bridge where he daily scares small children. “i’m relevant, i’m relevant, i’m relevant!” he continued, to absolutely nobody at all.

when asked to prove his relevance, robles declined to elaborate, choosing instead to launch into a diatribe about how jews and mexicans are conspiring to take over the world, and how he’s taken a vow of chastity “until next time.”

what i’m talking about.

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